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Old 06-10-2017, 02:47 PM
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not* yet," she said.... "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while, first."*

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"*

"No, not yet," she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!"* she told me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"
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Old 06-10-2017, 03:02 PM
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not* yet," she said.... "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while, first."*

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"*

"No, not yet," she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!"* she told me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"
I didn't expect that!
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Old 06-10-2017, 03:49 PM
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That's funny.
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Old 06-11-2017, 06:28 AM
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Ha ha
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Old 06-11-2017, 06:54 AM
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That's a good one.
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Old 06-11-2017, 02:14 PM
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I hope this never ever comes true.
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