[Ralphy]

Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

[JohnN]

works for me, Ralphy

[village dreamer]

i told my wife i wanted to be cremated.......she said ill make you an appointment for next friday

[fdpaq0580]

Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She said I'd only make an ash out of myself. 😒

[Whatnext]

Teacher asked little Johnny why he was not at school the day before.
Johnny replied, "My daddy was burnt."
"Badly?" asked the teacher.
Johnny replied,"The don't muck about at the Crematorium Miss!"

[thelegges]

Have to ask for many friends……

Does OP have joke of the day calendar? Or book of jokes for 9-11yo.

[Ralphy]

Originally Posted by thelegges

Have to ask for many friends……

Does OP have joke of the day calendar? Or book of jokes for 9-11yo.

no and no

[Gene63]

My wife and I are both believers and followers of Jesus Christ. We recognize that when we die, this empty shell that we once lived in will not matter anymore. So we looked at the cost of traditional burial and the cost of cremation, and it was an easy decision. Cremation is much less expensive and will leave financially more to our daughters and to causes that meant a lot to us.

[Worldseries27]

Originally Posted by gene63

my wife and i are both believers and followers of jesus christ. We recognize that when we die, this empty shell that we once lived in will not matter anymore. So we looked at the cost of traditional burial and the cost of cremation, and it was an easy decision. Cremation is much less expensive and will leave financially more to our daughters and to causes that meant a lot to us.

rest easy. When our sun runs out of fuel the earth will be cremated. Long before that humanity will have either gone extinct or migrated to other galaxies. I believe in the latter.

[Battlebasset]

Originally Posted by Worldseries27

rest easy. When our sun runs out of fuel the earth will be cremated. Long before that humanity will have either gone extinct or migrated to other galaxies. I believe in the latter.

A joke about that:

A scientist was giving a lecture about the sun ultimately going supernova. After the lecture, a very concerned man came up and asked "Did I hear you say the sun was going to go supernova in 5 million years?"

The scientist said, "No, I said 5 billion years". The man stated "Oh thank God", and walked away, relieved.

It doesn't matter what/what doesn't happen. I won't be around to care about it.

[barbnick]

Sense of humor much?

[tophcfa]

Originally Posted by Ralphy

Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Keep em coming Ralphy : )

[MandoMan]

Originally Posted by Ralphy

Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Not quite skin and bones. Just bones. Crushed up.

[Rwirish]

Sick

[Marmaduke]

Love your morning jokes Ralphy!
This one made me giggle, before coffee.