[bilcon]

Originally Posted by fdpaq0580

Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She said I'd only make an ash out of myself. 😒

You "urned" it!

[ThirdOfFive]

Originally Posted by bilcon

You "urned" it!

(groan)

Couple of years back my daughter inherited the ashes of four family members. Offering to help out I went to Amazon and ordered four urns, two adult and two "mini". When the order came it contained three adult and one mini, so I returned the extra adult urn at the UPS store a few blocks away. The guy behind the counter looked at me quizzically when I put the urn on the counter. "You're returning an URN?"

"That's right", I replied. "I got better".

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by thirdoffive

(groan) :bigapplause:

Couple of years back my daughter inherited the ashes of four family members. Offering to help out i went to amazon and ordered four urns, two adult and two "mini". When the order came it contained three adult and one mini, so i returned the extra adult urn at the ups store a few blocks away. The guy behind the counter looked at me quizzically when i put the urn on the counter. "you're returning an urn?"

"that's right", i replied. "i got better".

rotflmao! 🤣😂😅🤣😂😆

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by Rwirish

Sick

YES! But in a good way. 😉