[chuck90199]

The Curmudgeon's Perspective

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably upset.

Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers . Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word 'premeditated' gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,573 days in a row.

I decided to change the name of my bathroom. Instead of calling it the John I renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you actually find one, what's your plan?

Everyone has a right to be stupid once in awhile. Some people abuse the privilege.

[DonH57]

Pretty good. LOL. I liked that.

[bkcunningham1]

Originally Posted by chuck90199

The Curmudgeon's Perspective

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably upset.

Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers . Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word 'premeditated' gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,573 days in a row.

I decided to change the name of my bathroom. Instead of calling it the John I renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you actually find one, what's your plan?

Everyone has a right to be stupid once in awhile. Some people abuse the privilege.

Very funny. Thanks for taking the time to share.

[Ecuadog]

You have some winners there. Thanks.

[jsw14]

"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now".

I've got too get me one of those. Thx for the post>>Too Funny "Jim" er-umm Chuck..

[Loudoll]

Enjoyed those.