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Old 02-19-2015, 05:06 PM
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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably upset.

Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers . Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word 'premeditated' gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,573 days in a row.

I decided to change the name of my bathroom. Instead of calling it the John I renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you actually find one, what's your plan?

Everyone has a right to be stupid once in awhile. Some people abuse the privilege.
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Old 02-19-2015, 05:12 PM
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Pretty good. LOL. I liked that.
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Old 02-19-2015, 05:35 PM
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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably upset.

Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers . Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word 'premeditated' gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,573 days in a row.

I decided to change the name of my bathroom. Instead of calling it the John I renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you actually find one, what's your plan?

Everyone has a right to be stupid once in awhile. Some people abuse the privilege.
Very funny. Thanks for taking the time to share.
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Old 02-19-2015, 07:26 PM
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You have some winners there. Thanks.
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"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now".

I've got too get me one of those. Thx for the post>>Too Funny "Jim" er-umm Chuck..
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Enjoyed those.
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