[K9-Lovers]

This morning, we were in line at Barnes & Nobles to buy books. The line was quite long due to an upcoming special event. Everyone was so close, it was impossible to avoid hearing everyone's conversations. Two guys were in front of us, and it was evident that their wives had asked them to go stand in line for them, while the wives waited at home.

So one fella got on his cell phone and called home, and sweetly chided his wife: "We've been in line a long time here! We've only moved 12 feet in the past 20 minutes. Yeah, Jerry's here in line with me, too. You'd better be glad we're doing this for you!"

Jerry leaned over across his buddy's shoulder and towards the cell phone and yelled, "Tell Brenda that I'm allowed to put magnets on the fridge now!"