[grampy]

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asked the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.” The man tries to pet the dog and a dog bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “but you said your dog does not bite!” The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog.”

[Sparky99]

Why didn't the dog bite when I tried to trick him into eating a healthy snack? Because he didn't bite.

[fdpaq0580]

Thank you!