[Skip2MySue]

Breaking news – the United States Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the earthquake in Virginia was in a cemetery just outside of Washington D.C. The cause appears to be all of our founding fathers rolling over in their graves. . .

[logdog]

MORE BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however still maintain that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Residents of D.C. - Don't be alarmed with the Earthquakes. It's just the Country shifting to the RIGHT!!

[angiefox10]

[angiefox10]

As Hurricane Irene prepares to batter the East Coast, federal disaster officials warn that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years. Residents are bracing themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact. FEMA advises: “Be prepared. Write down possible topics to talk about in advance. Remember, a conversation is basically a series of TOTV updates strung together.”

[Schaumburger]

Originally Posted by angiefox10

As Hurricane Irene prepares to batter the East Coast, federal disaster officials warn that Internet outages could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years. Residents are bracing themselves for the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact. FEMA advises: “Be prepared. Write down possible topics to talk about in advance. Remember, a conversation is basically a series of TOTV updates strung together.”

[Skip2MySue]

Originally Posted by logdog

MORE BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however still maintain that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Residents of D.C. - Don't be alarmed with the Earthquakes. It's just the Country shifting to the RIGHT!!

Earthquake Fault

The Weather Channel says yesterday’s east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. While Bush says nothing is his Fault and says Clinton will lie about it being his Fault. Other theories are that was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.
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[angiefox10]

Originally Posted by Skip2MySue

Earthquake Fault

The Weather Channel says yesterday’s east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. While Bush says nothing is his Fault and says Clinton will lie about it being his Fault. Other theories are that was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.
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And the Washington jokes keep on coming!!!

[logdog]

Originally Posted by angiefox10

And the Washington jokes keep on coming!!!

Washington has been a joke for a long time. I'm just glad we're living in a bubble.

[joycenemetz]

Originally Posted by Skip2MySue

Earthquake Fault

The Weather Channel says yesterday’s east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. While Bush says nothing is his Fault and says Clinton will lie about it being his Fault. Other theories are that was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.
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