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The Woodpecker May Have to Go!



One : Don't miss the boat.
Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six : Build your future on high ground.
Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven : No matter the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting.

May your troubles be less,
may your blessings be more,
and may nothing but happiness
come through your door!

[Muncle]

Twelve. Don't play too hard to get. You might miss the boat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EPsuOEH1fY

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I went into the gas station today and asked
for five dollars worth of gas.....

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.