[CharTalk]

FAMOUS LAST WORDS


* How cute! I wonder where the momma bear is.

* Gee. What do you suppose this is?

* Now that's interesting.

* Nice doggie.

* No. No! I'm sure these are the good mushrooms.

* Oops!

* Hold my beer. Watch this!

[2BNTV]

King Kong - I gotta catch a plane.

[rubicon]

Following a repair. It ain't going nowhere.

My wife always gets the last word !

[Uptown Girl]

There was a comedian named Irwin Corey, who billed himself as "Professor Backwards."
After he passed away, another comedian mentioned it in his monologue saying, "Professor Backwards died today. His last words were, PLEH! PLEH!"

[Pturner]

That only happens to other people.

[pooh]

Wonder what this wire does!

[Mindy97]

On a tombstone in Tombstone, AZ:

Here lies the body of Lester Moore
No Less
No More

[collie1228]

"Damn, that's a lot of Indians" - Gen. George Armstrong Custer at Little Big Horn (he didn't really say it, but it's funnier than anything he might have actually said).

[villages07]

An old, bad joke....

Ron Goldman

"Hey, aren't you OJ Simpson???"

[2BNTV]

Abraham Lincoln - How did the play end?

I believe this was a joke Billy Crystal told.

[marybb]

When you get to the fork in the road take it.

[ssmith]

All of you are too funny! Pooh and Uptown funny funny!!!!and Mindy 97 really hard to pick my favs!!!!

[Oren L Miller]

If you wife hands you a hair dryer in the shower - she isn't concerned with your looks.

[Pturner]

Yum! I'll diet tomorrow.