[chuck90199]

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the #@(* is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"Mary," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

[CFrance]

bada-bing!

[dotti105]

Good one!

[dewilson58]

[flyerguy]

LOL!

[DonH57]

LOL. Some men who may say something like that would never have heard the shot!

[BK001]

And a week later while Mary was ironing her brassieres, her husband asked "why do you bother ironing your bras -- you have nothing to put into them". Without losing a beat, Mary replied: "I iron your shorts, don't I?"

[giggle]

[dotti105]

Bonus points!