[mike warren]

Harold was teeing off from the back tees. On his downswing, he suddenly realized that his wife, Judy was about to tee off from the red tees directly in his path. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed the ball, hit Judy directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.

A few days later, Harold received a a call from the coroner concerning Judy's autopsy.

"Harold, your wife seems to have died from a blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?"

"Yes sir, Harold replied, "that's correct."

"Well, Harold, I also found a large bruise on Judy's right hip. Do you know anything about that?"

"Yes sir", Harold said, "That would have been my mulligan."