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Old 08-29-2025, 03:30 PM
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Have you ever lost your putting stroke?

Has your chipping swing been stolen?

Has your pitching swing been misplaced?

Has your iron swing mysteriously disappeared?

Has your wood swing broken down?

You may need golf swing insurance. With this insurance, you can make a monthly claim, 1 per month, and have those catastrophes permanently fixed.

Normal single operation fees are $250 per session
$350 if your a bad listener

With the insurance you're covered for a full year and there is no deductible.

Within the 12 month period, most claimants will experience a 25 to 50% handicap reduction.
And best of all, your sanity on the golf course and you will sleep better at nite. These are residual benefits. You may also really enjoy golf more, priceless!

Availability is limited to those that want to improve their golf. So keep an eye out, coming to
America SOON. This is not covered by Medicare.

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Most Golfers have to have swing to lose it? Which means they haven’t found swing yet: that would be like insuring corvette that I don’t own?
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You may need golf swing insurance. With this insurance, you can make a monthly claim, 1 per month, and have those catastrophes permanently fixed.
So keep an eye out, coming to America SOON. This is not covered by Medicare.

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It’s not covered by traditional Medicare, yet it’s free with an Advantage plan from United Healthcare. Go figure?
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It’s not covered by traditional Medicare, yet it’s free with an Advantage plan from United Healthcare. Go figure?
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It’s not covered by traditional Medicare, yet it’s free with an Advantage plan from United Healthcare. Go figure?
And don't forget the free Band-Aids.
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have you ever lost your putting stroke?

Has your chipping swing been stolen?

Has your pitching swing been misplaced?

Has your iron swing mysteriously disappeared?

Has your wood swing broken down?

You may need golf swing insurance. With this insurance, you can make a monthly claim, 1 per month, and have those catastrophes permanently fixed.

Normal single operation fees are $250 per session
$350 if your a bad listener

with the insurance you're covered for a full year and there is no deductible.

Within the 12 month period, most claimants will experience a 25 to 50% handicap reduction.
And best of all, your sanity on the golf course and you will sleep better at nite. These are residual benefits. You may also really enjoy golf more, priceless!

Availability is limited to those that want to improve their golf. So keep an eye out, coming to
america soon. This is not covered by medicare.

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because he cant hit out of a bunker, he is made because he didn't get the insurance........thanks for the pic..........


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For me it's not the swing it's the golf balls. I have a bag full of the dumbest golf balls you ever did see. No sense of direction and a fear of falling in the hole. I need golf ball insurance.
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I’ve found that I constantly need to adjust the nut at the end of my club!
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For me it's not the swing it's the golf balls. I have a bag full of the dumbest golf balls you ever did see. No sense of direction and a fear of falling in the hole. I need golf ball insurance.
I find them in drink, got bag full them and always find water
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i definitely need the insurance , i hit 4 roofs ,1 arm , 2 golf carts , and a bird.
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i definitely need the insurance , i hit 4 roofs ,1 arm , 2 golf carts , and a bird.

But, don’t have to worry about windows…..
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