[Hyacinth Bucket]

Just received this and thought it was cute.

HB

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:


First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These
are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support
INSTALLING A HUSBAND

[nONIE]

Not sure if your using a laptop or desk top, but you might try installing lap dance 2.4

sometimes it reboots the hard drive!

OMG did I say that?

[Hyacinth Bucket]

nONIE, I thought it was belly dance 2.4 with all the veils, sequences and bells.

HB

[nONIE]

That too HB. LOL

[redwitch]

Okay, I can buy HB, Kathi, Handi saying something like that, but NONIE!!!!!!?????

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Red, I guess you learn something new every day.

HB

[nONIE]

What can I say, its a dark rainy afternoon, I guess Im bored!

[chuckinca]

Originally Posted by Nonie

Not sure if your using a laptop or desk top, but you might try installing lap dance 2.4

sometimes it reboots the hard drive!

OMG did I say that?

I'll pass on this one

[Donna]

Good one, HB..

[villages07]

Nonie,

The "B" word is verboten in TV!!!

What can I say, its a dark rainy afternoon, I guess Im bored!

These are the days to catch up on sewing, cooking, cleaning, etc....yeah, right.

Back to Sunny and 77 tomorrow.

[handieman]

:yikes:

OMG Nonie, there is little off color humor in you after all. Congrats on becoming a "naughty" member.

By the way I had to buy a new laptop, the "hardrive" didn't have enough capacity. No pun intended of course

Handie :joke:

[chelsea24]

1rnfl HB I love this! And Ms. Nonie what a great post! You go girl!


p.s. If that doesn't work, try poledance 6.4 or get yourself an external hard drive!

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Hi Chel,

Didn't know about pole dance 6.4 - external hard drive is another good one.

Your fire place scene 1rnfl

I am first finding out about all these other programs that are out there.

HB

[Rokinronda]

You might find that Food 3.9 and happy hour 7.0 just slows down performance, but combining lingerie 7.7 software with lapdance 2.4 did get the reboot going, only to have the hard drive crash again after a few minutes. I love my old computer and do not want a new one, so tech advised giving the hard drive a rest, and to look for new updated software.

[Cajungirl]

I am absolutely cracking up!! All the while reading this out loud to hubby and my 44 year old daughter who is a singer songwriter in Nashville where we are at this Easter Sunday. I told her there has to be a song in this posting. So she is looking at the "hard drive" part of it. What do you think Naomie? Ya'll have a great day!