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Old 01-14-2008, 05:55 PM
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THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE:

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and
whose given name was Onestone.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more..
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she
saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her
all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made
love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????...........................

OH, Come on...take a guess!

Think about it...

And the moral is..




You can't kill two birds with one stone!!

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Old 01-14-2008, 06:11 PM
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The Villages Florida.................The Villages Florida

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Old 01-14-2008, 10:56 PM
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OMG Barb, I just dont know what to say :dontknow: the content was so much more exciting then the punch line, Ill just groan!
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Old 01-15-2008, 06:54 PM
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I am getting away from that one. crap
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:01 PM
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Barb,

and you call me "bad" :

OMG, I took one look at the first sentence and had to leave the post and return the next day in order to be able to continue..... :redface: :redface:

Tell you one thing, for sure, I'd like to meet Onestone and the sooner the better!!!

040 040 040 040

You really surprised me with this one, oops! slip of the tongue. :redface:

your friend, Kathie :redface: :redface:

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Old 01-15-2008, 07:21 PM
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bump

For more people to enjoy Barb's "groaner"

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