[kittygilchrist]

I laugh in surprise when signs of aging show up unexpectedly. Maybe you have some of your own loopy signs to share....

--I'm on the interstate and slam the brakes when I see a trooper, glancing at the speedometer and realize I'm doing 67.

--I buy a front closure bra to make fastening simple, then I can't figure out how it works.

[dewilson58]

I read TOTV

[CFrance]

I buy dog food online so I won't have to lug 30-lb bags to the car, then into the house.

[KARENNN]

When I buy beer, I ask if they want to see my ID and they just look at me and smile and say "that's OK".

[CFrance]

I'm now lying about my kids' ages.

[OBXNana]

Originally Posted by CFrance

I buy dog food online so I won't have to lug 30-lb bags to the car, then into the house.

I thought I was the only one that did that!

[KARENNN]

"Young people" speak to you with respect instead of talking to you like a real person.

[redwitch]

Comfort is more important than looking good.

[KayakerNC]

Nobody asks your age. They automatically give you the Senior Discount.

[Bonnevie]

when I look in the mirror, I see my mother's face....

[2newyorkers]

Those brown spots on my skin are no longer freckles.

[TNLAKEPANDA]

Originally Posted by KARENNN

When I buy beer, I ask if they want to see my ID and they just look at me and smile and say "that's OK".

In TN they have to check EVERYONE by law.

[Cedwards38]

Stuff hurts that didn't use to hurt.

[2BNTV]

Young people call me Mister.

When bending over, it takes a while to back up, and straight.

It takes a while to drop on your knees, to the floor!!!

[gerryann]

Originally Posted by Bonnevie

when I look in the mirror, I see my mother's face....

Same here, only I see my Fathers face