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Old 02-15-2008, 10:02 PM
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If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.


(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey


'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
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'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


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'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in Texas .

'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

'It isn't pollution that's harming the envi ron ment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice President
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I just did !!

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Old 02-15-2008, 10:28 PM
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Talk about brain dead...The Villages Florida
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Just found these! Thanks Dicky! Now I don't feel stupid anymore.
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Just found these! Thanks Dicky! Now I don't feel stupid anymore.
ME neither....this is great! Thanks for bringing this back to the top, Best Mom!!

Love it!!
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Thanks... made me smile
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I'm sure that none of the Miss America pageant contestants were Blonde....they couldn't have been...right? I am right , right?
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I'm sure that none of the Miss America pageant contestants were Blonde....they couldn't have been...right? I am right , right?
IF they looked like they are...it was probably FAKE!!! Not to worry....we all know you are one smart cookie....blonde or not....


PS....LOVE your hair straightened....it was GREAT!!!
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DickY, very amusing, just curious, have these been authenticated thru snopes?
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Thanks Dicky, Im not as dumb as I thought I was!
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Does make me feel a little smarter while getting a laugh at the same time.
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