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Italians' Sunday Dinner

Italians have a $40,000 kitchen, but use the $259 stove from Sears in
the basement to cook.
There is some sort of religious statue in the hallway, living room,
bedroom, front porch and backyard.
The living room is filled with old wedding favors with poofy net bows
and stale almonds (they are too pretty to open).
A portrait of the Pope and Frank Sinatra in the dining room.
God forbid if anyone EVER attempted to eat Chef Boy-are-dee, Franco
American, Ragu, Prego or anything else in a jar or can (tomato paste is >the
exception).
Meatballs are made with Pork, Veal and Beef. We are Italians, we don't
care about cholesterol.


Turkey is served on Thanksgiving, AFTER the manicotti, gnocchi, lasagna
and soup.


If anyone EVER says ES-CAROLE, slap 'em in the face -- it's SHCAROLE.
if they ever say ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP, let the idiot know that there is no wedding, nor is there an Italian in the soup. Also, the tiny meatballs
must be made by hand.

No matter how hard you know you were going to get smacked, when you
came home from church, you stuck half a loaf of bread in the
sauce pot, snuck out a fried meatball and chowed down

Sunday dinner was at 1:00. The meal went like this...
Table is set with everyday dishes...doesn't matter if they don't
match...they're clean, What more do you want?

All the utensils go on the right side of the plate and the napkin goes
on the left. Put a clean kitchen towel at Nonna & Nonno's plate because >they
won't use napkins.
Homemade wine and bottles of 7up are on the table.
First course, Antipasto...change plates.
Next, Macaroni (Nonna called all spaghetti Macaroni) .. change plates.
After that, Roasted Meats, Roasted Potatoes, Over-cooked Vege tables...
THEN and only then (NEVER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MEAL) would you eat
the salad (HOMEMADE OIL &VINEGAR DRESSING ONL Y) .. change plates.
Next, Fruit & Nuts - in the shell (on paper plates because you ran out of >the other ones).
Coffee with Anisette (Espresso for Nonno, "Merican" coffee for the rest) >with
hard Cookies (Biscotti's) to dip in the coffee.

The kids go play...
The men go to lay down. They slept so soundly you could perform brain >surgery on them without anesthesia, and
The women clean the kitchen.
Getting screamed at by Mom or Nonna - half the sentence was English,
the other half Italian.
Italian mothers never threw a baseball in their life, but can nail you
in the head with a shoe thrown from the kitchen while you're in the living room.

Prom Dress that Zia Ceserina made you...$20.00 for material . Prom
hair-do from Cousin Angela...$Free. Turning around at prom to see your >entire family
(including Godparents) standing in the back of the gym.. . PRICELESS!

The true Italians will love this, those of you who are married to
Italians will understand this, and those of you who are friends with >Italians
will remember and will forward it to their Italian friends.

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