It's Tough Getting Old

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Old 05-18-2008, 01:54 PM
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It's Tough Getting Old

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging
along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, 'I will need a
urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.'

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, 'What did he
say?'

The wife yells back to him, 'GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!'
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lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

in case you didnt notice, your joke was really really funnY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nonie, got it from my wife who thought it was funny too!
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Originally Posted by Nonie
lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

in case you didnt notice, your joke was really really funnY!!!!!!!!!!!
She didn't even ask What sperm cell count?

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