[Taltarzac725]

This is after an activity from one of the various Villages' clubs.

Try making a paragraph with these words:

kitchen
lawyer
movie
dog
everglade


We had just cleaned the kitchen when the lawyer stomped the mud from the everglade out back all over our just washed dog. We even made a movie out of it to air on America's Funniest Videos.

[ceejay]

I was in my kitchen, watching a movie. My dog walked in with my lawyer in his mouth. They both stunk so badly that I had to spray a new product called "Everglade"!

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by ceejay

I was in my kitchen, watching a movie. My dog walked in with my lawyer in his mouth. They both stunk so badly that I had to spray a new product called "Everglade"!

I suppose the lawyer could have had the dog in her mouth.

That's a funny one, ceejay.

[redwitch]

I was in the kitchen when the police called. My dog had run away and was found in the Everglades. I now need a lawyer to handle the movie rights.

[skyguy79]

A lawyer had enough of his profession's ups and downs (movie rights pending) and decided to open a small business called Doggone Kitchen & Bathroom Supplies in one of Everglade communities of Southern Florida. It's a good thing he was a lawyer though; it helped him get through all the dog gone governmental regulations!

[Pturner]

Originally Posted by ceejay

I was in my kitchen, watching a movie. My dog walked in with my lawyer in his mouth. They both stunk so badly that I had to spray a new product called "Everglade"!

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My dog was watching a movie in the kitchen when I looked outside and saw my lawyer pee in the yard. I chased him all the way to the Everglades where he'd feel right at home with the other snakes.

No offense to the snakes.

p.s., Just kidding, some of my best friends are lawyers.

[Bettiboop]

My lawyer husband and I just recently purchased an airboat equipped with everything but the kitchen sink. Last weekend we decided to load up the dog and head out for an airboat ride through the Everglades. Oh what fun we had - that is until the dog got gas - and then it was more like a scene from the movie "Blazing Saddles."

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Bettiboop

My lawyer husband and I just recently purchased an airboat equipped with everything but the kitchen sink. Last weekend we decided to load up the dog and head out for an airboat ride through the Everglades. Oh what fun we had - that is until the dog got gas - and then it was more like a scene from the movie "Blazing Saddles."

That must be a lot of competing "gases" in the Everglades though.

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by ceejay

I was in my kitchen, watching a movie. My dog walked in with my lawyer in his mouth. They both stunk so badly that I had to spray a new product called "Everglade"!

Great!

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My dog was watching a movie in the kitchen when I looked outside and saw my lawyer pee in the yard. I chased him all the way to the Everglades where he'd feel right at home with the other snakes.

No offense to the snakes.

Great too.

This forum is filled with interesting posts about dogs and lawyers and peeing and kitchen counters and movies to watch and avoid and nothing much about Everglades

Oh. Peeing wasn't a word.

[ceejay]

These are great!!!

Can we try some new words?:

grass
ukelele
The Villages
couch
grouchy

[Pturner]

Originally Posted by ceejay

These are great!!!

Can we try some new words?:

grass
ukelele
The Villages
couch
grouchy

I was sitting in the grass playing my ukelele and singing, "It's a beautiful day in The Villages". Lo and behold not a single grouchy neighbor-- owing I'm sure only to the fact that I have no grouchy neighbors-- got up off the couch and said, "would you stop that racket. You're killing me softly with your song... if you can call it that."

[HelenLCSW]

Someone started playing a ukelele on my neighbor's grass in The Villages while my neighbor was relaxing in his living room and, wow, my neighbor got so grouchy!

[rubicon]

There are a few crouchy people who live in The villages because they smoke grass all day long while playing their ukeleles on their couches

[ceejay]

Originally Posted by Pturner

I was sitting in the grass playing my ukelele and singing, "It's a beautiful day in The Villages". Lo and behold not a single grouchy neighbor-- owing I'm sure only to the fact that I have no grouchy neighbors-- got up off the couch and said, "would you stop that racket. You're killing me softly with your song... if you can call it that."

[Bettiboop]

Got my grouchy husband up off the couch just in time to make it to the square and catch the debut of the new up and coming group "The Villages People." The crowd went wild and we all had a fun time singing along with the tunes and listening to lead singer strum his ukelele. Next time I will bring a chair though, because we had to sit on the grass. LOL