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eweissenbach 11-28-2012 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 586862)
... Graciegirl puts the hose away and cleans up the mess! Yikes, everyone duck! Graciegirl is...

Doing a maniacal version of the boogaloo on Fumar's forehead and.........

skyguy79 11-28-2012 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586864)
Doing a maniacal version of the boogaloo on Fumar's forehead and.........

...stuffs dog hair down his...

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 586866)
...stuffs dog hair down his...

coat pocket, which causes the crowd to shout, as one.................

mrfixit 11-28-2012 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586868)
coat pocket, which causes the crowd to shout, as one.................

...he has been raising cross-eyed billygoats and blaming all the.....

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mrfixit (Post 586883)
...he has been raising cross-eyed billygoats and blaming all the.....

roundabout drivers for the problem. Meanwhile, back at design center.....

graciegirl 11-28-2012 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586888)
roundabout drivers for the problem. Meanwhile, back at design center.....

Lily Marie wanted to change out the Formica countertops with a new substance made of dried bubble gum and they told her she could if she would..............

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 586892)
Lily Marie wanted to change out the Formica countertops with a new substance made of dried bubble gum and they told her she could if she would..............

sacrifice a snowbird in the Lake Sumter Landing Square. She thought for a few moments and then.......

ugotme 11-28-2012 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586894)
sacrifice a snowbird in the Lake Sumter Landing Square. She thought for a few moments and then.......

Agreed if someone could find a slice of Ci Ci's pizza to. . .

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 586903)
Agreed if someone could find a slice of Ci Ci's pizza to. . .

use as the accelerant. Pturner said she could get the pizza if skyguy would get........

ugotme 11-28-2012 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586904)
use as the accelerant. Pturner said she could get the pizza if skyguy would get........

The ammunition from Figmo who could then . . .

CFrance 11-28-2012 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 586906)
The ammunition from Figmo who could then . . .

... shoot the bird and eat the pizza, then...

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 586908)
... shoot the bird and eat the pizza, then...

.....But wait, says gracie, the pizza was to be the accelerant for the fire to sacrifice the snowbird! Now we can't get Lily Marie the bubblegum countertop she needs in order to......

skyguy79 11-28-2012 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 586908)
... shoot the bird and eat the pizza, then...

...wake up the next morning with a tummy ache. He then went to see...

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586910)
.....But wait, says gracie, the pizza was to be the accelerant for the fire to sacrifice the snowbird! Now we can't get Lily Marie the bubblegum countertop she needs in order to......

Make her husband, the bubble gum king of Baltimore, happy. But if she chews all that gum she will....
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 586911)
...wake up the next morning with a tummy ache. He then went to see...

The many authors of this disjointed story to try and make sense of the plot before.......

skyguy79 11-28-2012 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586912)
Make her husband, the bubble gum king of Baltimore, happy. But if she chews all that gum she will....(A)....


The many authors of this disjointed story to try and make sense of the plot before.......(B)....

(A) blow up like the Goodyear blimp before... (A Continued & B) ...going to bed for the evening. Goodnight all!


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