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shcisamax 11-29-2012 10:20 AM
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eweissenbach 11-29-2012 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Skip2MySue (Post 587088)
retrieve his errant drive and follow it up with the sweetest 3 wood slice headed towards.........
Gary Morse' head just as he handed the commendation to Fumar. Fortunately, just before hitting the reclusive billionaire, Jennifer Parr smaked the offending ball with her pickleball paddle, having just come from an Intermediate tournament at Miona Lake, causing it to change direction and fly directly toward..........

shcisamax 11-29-2012 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587094)
Gary Morse' head just as he handed the commendation to Fumar. Fortunately, just before hitting the reclusive billionaire, Jennifer Parr smaked the offending ball with her pickleball paddle, having just come from an Intermediate tournament at Miona Lake, causing it to change direction and fly directly toward..........
Jimbo's new lot with the number one solar orientation in TV which

eweissenbach 11-29-2012 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by shcisamax (Post 587099)
Jimbo's new lot with the number one solar orientation in TV which
confused many people who did not know Jimbo had a lot, much less the number one solar orientation in TV. As the news spread it became apparent that......

Skip2MySue 11-29-2012 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587107)
confused many people who did not know Jimbo had a lot, much less the number one solar orientation in TV. As the news spread it became apparent that......
Jimbo must really have a life contrary to what many people kept saying after..........

shcisamax 11-29-2012 11:00 AM
there had been a rumor that, in fact, Jimbo and Happinow were.. GASP...one and the same person.

skyguy79 11-29-2012 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by shcisamax (Post 587114)
there had been a rumor that, in fact, Jimbo and Happinow were.. GASP...one and the same person.
Say what? Jimbo and Happinow one in the same? No way! I've met Jumbo and Jumbo is no Happinow! However.....

eweissenbach 11-29-2012 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by shcisamax (Post 587114)
there had been a rumor that, in fact, Jimbo and Happinow were.. GASP...one and the same person.
But, as we all know, there are many false rumors circulating on TOTV, for example the one about Bill and Billo actually being Brad and Angelina! Although that one may be true, hmmmmmmmmmmm. But back to the story - the errant golf ball finally came to rest in the hole of a cinnamon bagel at Panera, where Pooh came for breakfast, and to her surprise...........

2BNTV 11-29-2012 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587132)
But, as we all know, there are many false rumors circulating on TOTV, for example the one about Bill and Billo actually being Brad and Angelina! Although that one may be true, hmmmmmmmmmmm. But back to the story - the errant golf ball finally came to rest in the hole of a cinnamon bagel at Panera, where Pooh came for breakfast, and to her surprise...........
She bit into her bagels and eclaimed , that's one tough bagel so she.....

graciegirl 11-29-2012 11:53 AM
decided right then and there to A. Not play golf again, and B, not eat Bagels and to never ever look for the right solar orientation to her lot . She knew Jimbo did want a place that was comfortable where the sun didn't shine because he always enjoyed..............

2BNTV 11-29-2012 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 587159)
decided right then and there to A. Not play golf again, and B, not eat Bagels and to never ever look for the right solar orientation to her lot . She knew Jimbo did want a place that was comfortable where the sun didn't shine because he always enjoyed..............
reading a book while sitting in the shade. Jimbo also like to read blueprints of floor plans as he wanted to build a great house in TV so he..........

eweissenbach 11-29-2012 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 587159)
decided right then and there to A. Not play golf again, and B, not eat Bagels and to never ever look for the right solar orientation to her lot . She knew Jimbo did want a place that was comfortable where the sun didn't shine because he always enjoyed..............
telling people to put it where the sun don't shine, but that's another story! Pooh, now in need of emergency dental work, headed for the dentist, but before she could get to her cart...........

eweissenbach 11-29-2012 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 587161)
reading a book while sitting in the shade. Jimbo also like to read blueprints of floor plans as he wanted to build a great house in TV so he..........
reflected upon his habit of...

Quote:
Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587165)
telling people to put it where the sun don't shine, but that's another story! Pooh, now in need of emergency dental work, headed for the dentist, but before she could get to her cart...........
she noticed several people dancing the boogaloo and chewing bubble gum, which caused her to...

shcisamax 11-29-2012 12:05 PM
[QUOTE=eweissenbach;587167]reflected upon his habit of...



explaining the ins and outs of smart TV strategy which Pattyland found annoying and caused her to spew sarcastic brilliance on TOTV giving the Admin and moderators (uh oh, am I in trouble now?) a run for their money which

jblum315 11-29-2012 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip2MySue (Post 587088)
retrieve his errant drive and follow it up with the sweetest 3 wood slice headed towards.........
Fumar's window, which is luckily protected by a layer of bubblegum and. . .


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