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..........ride in Gracie's pizza delivery car which she sometimes uses to........

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steal supposedly "saved" chairs from the squares, leaving the dog bags behind for...
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steal supposedly "saved" chairs from the squares, leaving the dog bags behind for...
...Super duper pooper scoopers who charge $3.00 per bag to Square seat hoggers due to a revision in the FL Code meant to protect seniors' rights to colostomy bags from competition from pet owners.
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...Super duper pooper scoopers who charge $3.00 per bag to Square seat hoggers due to a revision in the FL Code meant to protect seniors' rights to colostomy bags from competition from pet owners.
Then he wondered if all this talk about colostomy bags, and dog poop, was making anybody hungry for.....
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Then he wondered if all this talk about colostomy bags, and dog poop, was making anybody hungry for.....
strained prunes, but I digress. You see, the real intrigue surrounding this episode is really twofold - first; why did the design center fail to make bubblegum countertops available? and second; ............
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strained prunes, but I digress. You see, the real intrigue surrounding this episode is really twofold - first; why did the design center fail to make bubblegum countertops available? and second; ............
Who WAS that suspicious looking gentleman not singing Christmas carols that everyone suspected was Fumar? And furthermore...
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Do we need a furthermore? or can we just say Goodnight Gracie.
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..........ride in Gracie's pizza delivery car which she sometimes uses to........

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ride around in with the girls posse shooting their water guns and drenching.........
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ride around in with the girls posse shooting their water guns and drenching.........
...unsuspecting holders of Square's seats with awaiting unwanted presents of bubblegum scented water.
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...unsuspecting holders of Square's seats with awaiting unwanted presents of bubblegum scented water.
They, (girls posse), proceeded to go to Toojays to get their just desserts. Having set TV people on the straight and narrow. So now, everyone will be afraid to save seats and we can.......
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They, (girls posse), proceeded to go to Toojays to get their just desserts. Having set TV people on the straight and narrow. So now, everyone will be afraid to save seats and we can.......
get to a 3 p.m. parade at 3 p.m.
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get to a 3 p.m. parade at 3 p.m.
Everyone was so happy the saving seat issue was resolved. The girls posse can take break from enforcing people bad habits and can go.......
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Everyone was so happy the saving seat issue was resolved. The girls posse can take break from enforcing people bad habits and can go.......
...crush peanut shells and throw them on the floor at Cody's Original Roadhouse while rooting for the ??? in the National College Football Title game.
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...crush peanut shells and throw them on the floor at Cody's Original Roadhouse while rooting for the ??? in the National College Football Title game.
And they all lived happily ever after! THE END
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And they all lived happily ever after! THE END
And they all lived happily ever after.
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So how was all THAT for a story, Pooh???

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