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A van came by blasting music. Everyone call "community watch" to complain and they tracked down the van who was driven by.......
...Villages PL. Who had decided to try to bolster Buffalo pride by having their fight song running on a repeating loop. http://youtu.be/KW7KdKfHgAg Joe had this to say about that plan....
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...Villages PL. Who had decided to try to bolster Buffalo pride by having their fight song running on a repeating loop. The Villages High School Team Run-On - YouTube Joe had this to say about that plan....
...but you cannot reach that many homes with one van pumping out the Buffalo fight song no matter how fast you drive. And, the speed limit in most of these areas is 20 m.p.h. regardless that almost no vehicles on them actually go just 20 m.p.h. Tal that added on the 5th Day of Christmas....
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...but you cannot reach that many homes with one van pumping out the Buffalo fight song no matter how fast you drive. And, the speed limit in most of these areas is 20 m.p.h. regardless that almost no vehicles on them actually go just 20 m.p.h. Tal that added on the 5th Day of Christmas....
as Tal Is "The Mist Interesting Man In The World". Tal ended the conversaion with,"Stay Thirsty My Friends" and went home to drink a couple of Dos Equis. He could not drive as he was over the limit so he.....
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as Tal Is "The Mist Interesting Man In The World". Tal ended the conversaion with,"Stay Thirsty My Friends" and went home to drink a couple of Dos Equis. He could not drive as he was over the limit so he.....
... let his dog drive. Now he faces...
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...a parade as his dog got on YouTube driving the golf cart with one paw while chasing his tail to boot. The YouTube showed all the pristine beauty of the Villages and boosted sales here in the Villages. So, Tal got a 6th Day of Christmas parade... around the Polo Field with 300 dogs doing their best imitation of the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae. These 300 dogs were even spelling out words on the Polo Fields. Like.....
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...a parade as his dog got on YouTube driving the golf cart with one paw while chasing his tail to boot. The YouTube showed all the pristine beauty of the Villages and boosted sales here in the Villages. So, Tal got a 6th Day of Christmas parade... around the Polo Field with 300 dogs doing their best imitation of the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae. These 300 dogs were even spelling out words on the Polo Fields. Like.....
...we all hold our poops for the Villages' dog parks, Doggie Doo Run Run, the postal centers, the big empty fields near 42 and CR466A, etc. Of course, who knows what the other 15000 or so dogs in the Villages do. Fumar got his dander up and....
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...we all hold our poops for the Villages' dog parks, Doggie Doo Run Run, the postal centers, the big empty fields near 42 and CR466A, etc. Of course, who knows what the other 15000 or so dogs in the Villages do. Fumar got his dander up and....
hired Beeker from the Muppets because he was convinced that with all those dogs at Lake Sumter that it was now Lake Sumpter for sure. But Beeker did his testing and informed Fumar that.... (say it... I'm waiting... You didn't let me down Tal! )
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hired Beeker from the Muppets because he was convinced that with all those dogs at Lake Sumter that it was now Lake Sumpter for sure. But Beeker did his testing and informed Fumar that.... (say it... I'm waiting...)
...there's no pee in Lake Sumter. Meanwhile, the Muppets decided they really needed to have the Norwegian? German? Swedish chef to pop some popcorn for Bill-n-Brillo's late birthday party. To which all...
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...there's no pee in Lake Sumter. Meanwhile, the Muppets decided they really needed to have the Norwegian? German? Swedish chef to pop some popcorn for Bill-n-Brillo's late birthday party. To which all...
came to see Swedish Chef say... "Iff Tal gues und cuuks zee pup-curn, it's gunna boorn beyund recugneshun und leefe-a a bed teste-a in iferyune-a's muoot! Bork Bork Bork!" Everyone laughed and agreed leaving Bill no choice but to tell Tal........
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...that's my popcorn to pop. Leave it alone. I am the Great Popcorn Wizard. Well said Tal, we are going to need something to go with the popcorn. P suggested....
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...the French Candian contingent within TOTV insisted on tourtières Tourtiere Recipe – French Canadian Meat Pie Recipe; the Bostonians wanted cream pies , whereas the Philadephians wanted cheese cake, and so on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_foods So, Barfefoot suggested that we all have a bake-off followed by a bake-sale and use the proceeds to go to.....
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GracieGirl Welcome Wagon Foundation whose sole pupose is to make everyone's welome in TV, (Gracie does not work for the developer). She hosts wonderful parties that are attended by newbies as well as TOTV regulars like.........
....soon Ed W., 2BNTV, DaleMN and many others. Graciegirl though is not content with just parties as she is the first to welcome often newbies to TOTV and probably patrols other sites on winning converts to the Villages' lifestyle. On the 6th Day of Christmas, Graciegirl is planning....
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