snakes as things to throw into the pool. Samhass also adds.....

...."we could always throw in some cats. That would really get rid of all these birds in a hurry from the feline's going berzerk from the water. The kitties would have life preservers on, of course".

Men of the men of TOTV have really enjoyed the 108 ladies a dancing. Bonds 12 Days of Christmas Ad - 9 Ladies Dancing - YouTube
KathieI who has had a lot of company at her nightly dancing places. She says....

..."The dancing floors have been a little too crowded with all these 108 ladies a dancing from the Twelve Days of Christmas. It has given me an Epiphany though." "What?" asked Happinow?

"I'll tell you next Twelve Days of Christmas, but Tal certainly can't add." says KathieI. "There are only 27 ladies a dancing in our Epiphany parade". comments Samhass.

Tal says "I am beginning to feel like a herbivore man with all my latest posts. All dressed up with no where to go".

So he figured it must be time for a new chapter:

Chapter 3 perhaps?

In this chapter, the twelve days of Christmas have ended and now we are looking forward to Valentines Day. Some on TOTV are thinking of sending Valentines to others on the board. And one of them is.......

2B who has many favorites. He was going to send cards and to some gifts but it started to become cost prohibitive. Heavens to murgatroid........
what to do?????? He then decided to name his favorite but.....

..... then wondered if her husband would mind. Last time he sent a Valentine to his favorite, he ended up getting......

punched in the breadbasket with a stale hotdog bun by the jealous hubby. After he recovered....

he ate the hotdog with the stale bun and proceeded to go to a bar where he could recover by drinking himself stupid. While at the bar he met......

...Gary Morse. He was doing his Henry V and Falstaff thing by mixing in with the ordinary Villagers to get perspective. Except that 2B proceeded to drink Mr. Morse under the table. Hard to get a new viewpoint of the needs of the Villages from underneath a table unless you are seeing if this establishment has removed the gum and other stains on the table undersides.

VillagesPL helped Mr. Morse up, while 2B asked him....

can you give me a couple of million until my uncle straightens out, he's hunchback. Gary gave 2B the evil eye look and 2B knew he was in trouble so he rounded up the girls posse for protection and then he felt safe until.....

" is the meaning of life?" Mr. Morse looked strangely at 2B then proceeded to explain to him that.....

"There's no crying in baseball." says the Tom Hanks character in A League of Their
 

..."There's no philosophy in real estate development!! You make a buck or you do not."

Happinow replied.....

there's got to be more to it than that as you have built TV and no other retirement comunity can compare. People are moving in TV in droves. Faithful Frank disagreed as he lives in Stonecrest and he stated he got more house for his money. Happinow replied that FF does not have TV lifestyle so.....

...FF takes advantage by using the Villages' town squares as much as he can to dance with KathieI and Rockinronda and sing with Sue Schuler; going to the movies at Barnstorm, Old Mill Playhouse, and the Rialto Theaters with Tal and many others; playing bocce ball, pickleball, billiards, and swimming as a gatecrasher with whomever lets him....

FF even takes his pooch to Doggie Doo Run Run with Schotzyb, Barefoot, Tal, and many of the other TOTVers who go there.

Fumar has this to say....

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While Bill-N-Brillo adds:

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And Ed, insists:

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