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Villages PL 01-08-2013 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 605670)
... :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

While Bill-N-Brillo adds:

:popcorn: :popcorn:

And Ed, insists:

:popcorn: :popcorn:

And Ed insists that popcorn is good but two bags are more than enough. He said, "I can't eat more than two because......"

Taltarzac725 01-08-2013 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 605682)
And Ed insists that popcorn is good but two bags are more than enough. He said, "I can't eat more than two because......"

"...you'll need Ex-Lax if you eat a great deal of this stuff at once. You will feel like a stuffed turkey just before Thanksgiving dinner".

"Stuffed Turkey" adds Samhass. "That reminds me of the time I cooked...."

Taltarzac725 01-08-2013 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 605687)
"...you'll need Ex-Lax if you eat a great deal of this stuff at once. You will feel like a stuffed turkey just before Thanksgiving dinner".

"Stuffed Turkey" adds Samhass. "That reminds me of the time I cooked...."

...a meal for a boyfriend who told me I could not cook. I sure wanted to stuff that turkey".

"At least you did not get a cooked ham" cuts in Patty. "What's a 'cooked ham' asks Ed. "An actor or actress who had been out in the sun or in a tanning bed for too long".

"I got a joke for you" said......

skyguy79 01-08-2013 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 605918)
...a meal for a boyfriend who told me I could not cook. I sure wanted to stuff that turkey".

"At least you did not get a cooked ham" cuts in Patty. "What's a 'cooked ham' asks Ed. "An actor or actress who had been out in the sun or in a tanning bed for too long".

"I got a joke for you" said......

Graciegirl, but I won't tell it to you because you might go and post it on TOTV and you might get banned if you do. So after signing a disclaimer Ed....

Taltarzac725 01-09-2013 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 605927)
Graciegirl, but I won't tell it to you because you might go and post it on TOTV and you might get banned if you do. So after signing a disclaimer Ed....

...posted this on TOTV. "We Are Mizzou" Music Video - YouTube After watching this, PattyLand quipped....

Taltarzac725 01-10-2013 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 606083)
...posted this on TOTV. "We Are Mizzou" Music Video - YouTube After watching this, PattyLand quipped....

..."Wonder how well Mizzou will do in the S.E.C. in College Basketball?" Missouri Tigers Basketball 2012-13 Schedule - Tigers Home and Away - ESPN

Tal says 12-2 so far in the S.E.C. He adds "Mizzou sure busted my March Madness Bracket in 2012". :cus:


Skyguy ask everyone "What are you getting your Sweetheart for Valentine's Day?" Since he wanted to get the subject back on track.

Villages PL 01-11-2013 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 606625)
Skyguy ask everyone "What are you getting your Sweetheart for Valentine's Day?" Since he wanted to get the subject back on track.

But no one seemed eager to answer because they were afraid they might....

Taltarzac725 01-11-2013 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 607215)
But no one seemed eager to answer because they were afraid they might....

...spoil their beloved's surprise even if most people seem to give roughly the same thing each year. Graciegirl countered with....

skyguy79 01-11-2013 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 607216)
...spoil their beloved's surprise even if most people seem to give roughly the same thing each year. Graciegirl countered with....

"I don't know about that, but I do know that boy Howdy got miss Princess Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring an all season pair of possum hide boots!" Reacting to that, Mr......

2BNTV 01-11-2013 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 607223)
"I don't know about that, but I do know that boy Howdy got miss Princess Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring an all season pair of possum hide boots!" Reacting to that, Mr......

Bill of SNL fame said, "Oh Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!I hope you didn't shoot any possum to make those boots.Mr Ed, not of tv fame, said no, they all died of natural cause. heheheheheheheh Thy decided to by P a birthday present so they went to.......

Villages PL 01-11-2013 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 607223)
"I don't know about that, but I do know that boy Howdy got miss Princess Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring an all season pair of possum hide boots!" Reacting to that, Mr......

.....boy Howdy wanted everyone to know that his full name is "Boy Howdy Doody" and that he is the great grandson of the Howdy Doody of show business fame. He inherited the Howdy Doody fortune and that's why he can afford to buy the possum hide boots. He also said, "these boots are made for....."

sharonga 01-11-2013 01:34 PM

Balls!!!!!!:Time to relax at the pool and think about what to do for dinner

2BNTV 01-11-2013 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sharonga (Post 607266)
Balls!!!!!!:Time to relax at the pool and think about what to do for dinner

as there are many choices.Redsauce, Sonny's BBQ, The Lighthouse or Bonefish Grill. I decided I would ask Gracie and she recommended The Lighthouse because it served bang bang shrimp On the way there, my cart was cut off in a roundabout and......

Taltarzac725 01-11-2013 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 607271)
as there are many choices.Redsauce, Sonny's BBQ, The Lighthouse or Bonefish Grill. I decided I would ask Gracie and she recommended The Lighthouse because it served bang bang shrimp On the way there, my cart was cut off in a roundabout and......

....the offending driver was very offended at getting the bird and....

2BNTV 01-11-2013 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 607290)
....the offending driver was very offended at getting the bird and....

he gave him the bird. These birds of this type of a feather do no flock together. Two wrong don't make a right so they went their separate ways.
Afte arriving at The Lighthouse, pturner was standing in line and the waiter said, y'all need to have reservation. P said. since when have y'all been taking reservations and whipped out her squirt gun and threatened to water down the waiter with his menus in hand and...........


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