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Taltarzac725 01-13-2013 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 608314)
...Tal hitting on the pharmacist assistant. Fireboy then....
...said "She's too young for you, Tal. Maybe, you should try one of the neighborhood pools or better yet Katie Belle's".

The Midnight Man though jumped into this fray.....

Taltarzac725 01-14-2013 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 608498)
...said "She's too young for you, Tal. Maybe, you should try one of the neighborhood pools or better yet Katie Belle's".

The Midnight Man though jumped into this fray.....
"...never give up on an opportunity as long as she is of age and breathing." The Midnight Man then gave Tal his advice on Valentine's gifts....

2BNTV 01-14-2013 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 598796)
When he remembered that old saying, "old golfers never die, they just lose their........
tee's. Speaking of tea. the giolfers decided to go to EP for a spot of tea and were joined by the parrotheads club who ironically did not want regular tea but Long Island Tea. After a few of those they staggered out ot the parking lot only to be met by........

Taltarzac725 01-14-2013 11:53 AM
Nice change of subject.
 
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 608717)
tee's. Speaking of tea. the giolfers decided to go to EP for a spot of tea and were joined by the parrotheads club who ironically did not want regular tea but Long Island Tea. After a few of those they staggered out ot the parking lot only to be met by........
....Graciegirl's "Do not cart and drink" posse, which....

ugotme 01-14-2013 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 608789)
....Graciegirl's "Do not cart and drink" posse, which....
Squirted them down with their water guns, took their cart keys away
and said . . .

skyguy79 01-15-2013 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 609048)
Squirted them down with their water guns, took their cart keys away
and said . . .
"There, now you're all wet and I've taken your cart keys away!" Undetered they...

Taltarzac725 01-15-2013 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 609182)
"There, now you're all wet and I've taken your cart keys away!" Undetered they...
...started a drunken relay race to get the spare golf cart keys at their various homes. Quite a sight of wet drunken golfers in badly matched shorts and shirts tripping over bushes and benches on their way home and back.

Graciegirl followed one home and....

Villages PL 01-15-2013 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 609201)
...started a drunken relay race to get the spare golf cart keys at their various homes. Quite a sight of wet drunken golfers in badly matched shorts and shirts tripping over bushes and benches on their way home and back.

Graciegirl followed one home and....
I have no idea why she did that but she said it was very rewarding because....

ugotme 01-15-2013 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 609503)
I have no idea why she did that but she said it was very rewarding because....
He ended up going to the wrong house and BOY HOWDY . . .

skyguy79 01-15-2013 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 609590)
He ended up going to the wrong house and BOY HOWDY . . .
whodathunk the wrong house was a dog house! Anyway, Fumar quickly realized he was in the wrong house and.....

Taltarzac725 01-16-2013 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 609602)
whodathunk the wrong house was a dog house! Anyway, Fumar quickly realized he was in the wrong house and.....
....lit his cigar while dancing a little jig and then....

skyguy79 01-16-2013 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 609914)
....lit his cigar while dancing a little jig and then....
tried again to head towards home singing... ♫ Hi-ho, fi-do, it's off to home we go... la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, hi-ho, hi-ho-fi-do-hi-ho... etc. ♫ It soon became obvious that Fumar wasn't.....

Taltarzac725 01-16-2013 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 609965)
tried again to head towards home singing... ♫ Hi-ho, fi-do, it's off to home we go... la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, hi-ho, hi-ho-fi-do-hi-ho... etc. ♫ It soon became obvious that Fumar wasn't.....
...quite sober as he had a pack of pooches following him home. He finally realized that it was the brisket of beef he bought at Publix they were more interested in and....

Villages PL 01-16-2013 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 610034)
...quite sober as he had a pack of pooches following him home. He finally realized that it was the brisket of beef he bought at Publix they were more interested in and....
....being the dog lover that he is, he decided to let them have the beef. Here doggie, doggie, doggie. Have some beef, doggie. But soon after, he himself was getting hungry and therefore he decided to.......

graciegirl 01-16-2013 06:06 PM
Have a huge bowl of Spinach. (How am I doin' Villages PL?)

After the spinach there was a lot of feeling people's muscles and soon they were all singing, Popeye the Sailor man.

Then they decided to go look for some interesting ..........


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