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Taltarzac725 01-16-2013 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 610242)
Have a huge bowl of Spinach. (How am I doin' Villages PL?)

After the spinach there was a lot of feeling people's muscles and soon they were all singing, Popeye the Sailor man.

Then they decided to go look for some interesting ..........

...problems to solve around the Villages. Starting with getting the Governator's new movie The Last Stand here to the Barnstorm Theater. Bill-n-Brillo added....

ugotme 01-16-2013 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 610282)
...problems to solve around the Villages. Starting with getting the Governator's new movie The Last Stand here to the Barnstorm Theater. Bill-n-Brillo added....

OH GREAT - a movie. think of all the :popcorn: I could give away there. But he soon realized . . .

Taltarzac725 01-17-2013 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 610393)
OH GREAT - a movie. think of all the :popcorn: I could give away there. But he soon realized . . .

...that would leave less for him and for his posts on TOTV. Graciegirl commented....

skyguy79 01-17-2013 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 610464)
...that would leave less for him and for his posts on TOTV. Graciegirl commented....

"Oh, I don't think that Bill will have to worry about his supply of popcorn. We'll all chip in if necessary and save Bill from popcorning himself into bankruptcy, insuring him that he will be able to afford the gas to return to Ohya!" Bill emotionally responded by saying......

2BNTV 01-17-2013 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 610518)
"Oh, I don't think that Bill will have to worry about his supply of popcorn. We'll all chip in if necessary and save Bill from popcorning himself into bankruptcy, insuring him that he will be able to afford the gas to return to Ohya!" Bill emotionally responded by saying......

he appreciated all the support for his popcorn cottage industry and plans on coming back to TV to supply future needs. In the meantime, he is trying o stay warm in Ahia but that is not as easy as being in TV where the palm trees sway to the sounds emanating form the Havanna restaurant where......

Taltarzac725 01-17-2013 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 610578)
he appreciated all the support for his popcorn cottage industry and plans on coming back to TV to supply future needs. In the meantime, he is trying o stay warm in Ahia but that is not as easy as being in TV where the palm trees sway to the sounds emanating form the Havanna restaurant where......

...the plants are slowly dying from very bad karaoke singers. KathieI defends Havanna though....

ugotme 01-17-2013 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 610773)
...the plants are slowly dying from very bad karaoke singers. KathieI defends Havanna though....

Saying - It's simple - if you imbibe enough, the singers start to sound good.

With that . . .

Villages PL 01-17-2013 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 610820)
Saying - It's simple - if you imbibe enough, the singers start to sound good.

With that . . .

.....they went off looking for a Vegan restaurant because they wanted something healthy. The spinich was good but they also wanted some.....

Carrovanna 01-17-2013 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 598573)
It was the second day before Christmas and all through the Villages not a gator was stirring nor even a gopher tortoise. When along came 2BNTV and...

said to the catfish, "your whiskers are antenae, where ever you will be". When all of a sudden, the splashes were rising, and water spurted upwards, till all the tiles were trying;, to slide down the incline, without gaining speed, and the people were walking, had better take heed; cause the merchants were chanting, and the travellors panting, their last shot at buying, before Xmas eve.

When what did a wonderful sign appear, "It's 50% off on all our foreign beer."

So up to the packie, and displaying my card, "I'll take cases of Beck's, so load up my car." And we drove through the Village, and said with a shrill, "don't ask where I'm going, just over the hill." And he drove out of town to the Village of Love, he shouted "Merry Something" while wearing a glove. "Merry Something to all, and to all a good night."

skyguy79 01-17-2013 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Carrovanna (Post 610899)
said to the catfish, "your whiskers are antenae, where ever you will be". When all of a sudden, the splashes were rising, and water spurted upwards, till all the tiles were trying;, to slide down the incline, without gaining speed, and the people were walking, had better take heed; cause the merchants were chanting, and the travellors panting, their last shot at buying, before Xmas eve.

When what did a wonderful sign appear, "It's 50% off on all our foreign beer."

So up to the packie, and displaying my card, "I'll take cases of Beck's, so load up my car." And we drove through the Village, and said with a shrill, "don't ask where I'm going, just over the hill." And he drove out of town to the Village of Love, he shouted "Merry Something" while wearing a glove. "Merry Something to all, and to all a good night."

Zzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzz....zzzzzzzz... later when he finally woke up he.....

Taltarzac725 01-18-2013 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 610962)
Zzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzz....zzzzzzzz... later when he finally woke up he.....

...said "We sure needed a little catfishing. 2B added....

skyguy79 01-18-2013 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 611056)
...said "We sure needed a little catfishing. 2B added....

"I'd love to go for some of those catfish, but I don't think I can cast all the way down to florida and reel my catchs back up I-95. 2B then went on to....

Taltarzac725 01-18-2013 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 611203)
"I'd love to go for some of those catfish, but I don't think I can cast all the way down to florida and reel my catchs back up I-95. 2B then went on to....

...do some ice fishing while thinking about warmer climes. Barefoot said "2B you could almost do some ice fishing today here in the Villages as it is so cold...."

skyguy79 01-18-2013 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 611213)
...do some ice fishing while thinking about warmer climes. Barefoot said "2B you could almost do some ice fishing today here in the Villages as it is so cold...."

that the fish would gladly get caught just to warm up in a frying pan or oven!" This left 2B scratching his....

2BNTV 01-18-2013 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 611228)
that the fish would gladly get caught just to warm up in a frying pan or oven!" This left 2B scratching his....

head.... You think it's cold in TV? You should come visit me in CT where the temps are single digit. Bill chimed in, you don't know what cold is unless you live off of lake Erie and the wind is howling with the wind chill facor makes it 37 degrees below 0. This is paradise compared to that, although I might feel different if I lived here a few years. Bill caught several fish and he decided that.......


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