He then said "Boy Howdy, I have your reservation right here - DON"T SHOOT!" he then proceeded to . . .

guide them to their aquatable in the no p lake. The water, err.. waiter that is, came back about 5 minutes later but they floated away and wound up at the....

basin. Boy what a ride they exclaimed. They check the lake for P and there was no pee in the lake. P as in Turner decided to plot a Gone With The Wind type revenge so she rounded up the girls posse and........

....nabbed a huge amount of spaghetti from Red Sauce (without the sauce please) and draped it lovingly over the water (no waiter's) golf cart. "That's doing it the Italian way" claimed Graciegirl. P then....

scratched her head wondering what went wrong. Suddenly the light bulb went on and she screemed......

...that's a huge waste of good spaghetti. What were we thinking! The Red Sauce bulldog comes out of his cubby hole and....

says "Fuhgedaboudit" look what you are doing with my spaghetti. What a waste, I could have . . .

"...ate it all with liver and some fava beans and a nice chianti." Tal says "Dog, you watch way too many movies." Fumar adds....

his usual dog digs then adds, what are fava beans... something that comes out from under a fava dog's tail? The reaction to his question was.....

"what were you thinking?" A bulldog and fava beans is a deadly gaseous mix as anyone who owns a bulldod knows. The bulldog let ouit a bomb and cleared the area quickly as no one could tolerate the odor so they left and went to.......

...Doggie Doo Run Run (DDRR) so that the bulldog could let out some gas. While at DDRR they met Barefoot and Fireboy who....

brought Fumar so he could run and frolic with the poochies until.......

...a chihuahua recognized Fumar as the man with the suit who would often taunt him and....

the bulldog bombed away and cleared DDDR. Fumar and Barefoot agreed we have a major problem on our hands. Fumar asked that no one light a match but a candle in a church to remedy this situation. Fireboy decided to be proactive and went to Publx to buy all tha fava beans. While there, he ran into.....

...Tal hitting on the pharmacist assistant. Fireboy then....

...said "She's too young for you, Tal. Maybe, you should try one of the neighborhood pools or better yet Katie Belle's".

The Midnight Man though jumped into this fray.....

"...never give up on an opportunity as long as she is of age and breathing." The Midnight Man then gave Tal his advice on Valentine's gifts....

tee's. Speaking of tea. the giolfers decided to go to EP for a spot of tea and were joined by the parrotheads club who ironically did not want regular tea but Long Island Tea. After a few of those they staggered out ot the parking lot only to be met by........

Nice change of subject.
 

....Graciegirl's "Do not cart and drink" posse, which....

Squirted them down with their water guns, took their cart keys away
and said . . .

"There, now you're all wet and I've taken your cart keys away!" Undetered they...

...started a drunken relay race to get the spare golf cart keys at their various homes. Quite a sight of wet drunken golfers in badly matched shorts and shirts tripping over bushes and benches on their way home and back.

Graciegirl followed one home and....

I have no idea why she did that but she said it was very rewarding because....

He ended up going to the wrong house and BOY HOWDY . . .

whodathunk the wrong house was a dog house! Anyway, Fumar quickly realized he was in the wrong house and.....

....lit his cigar while dancing a little jig and then....

tried again to head towards home singing... ♫ Hi-ho, fi-do, it's off to home we go... la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, hi-ho, hi-ho-fi-do-hi-ho... etc. ♫ It soon became obvious that Fumar wasn't.....

...quite sober as he had a pack of pooches following him home. He finally realized that it was the brisket of beef he bought at Publix they were more interested in and....

....being the dog lover that he is, he decided to let them have the beef. Here doggie, doggie, doggie. Have some beef, doggie. But soon after, he himself was getting hungry and therefore he decided to.......

Have a huge bowl of Spinach. (How am I doin' Villages PL?)

After the spinach there was a lot of feeling people's muscles and soon they were all singing, Popeye the Sailor man.

Then they decided to go look for some interesting ..........

...problems to solve around the Villages. Starting with getting the Governator's new movie The Last Stand here to the Barnstorm Theater. Bill-n-Brillo added....

OH GREAT - a movie. think of all the :popcorn: I could give away there. But he soon realized . . .

...that would leave less for him and for his posts on TOTV. Graciegirl commented....

"Oh, I don't think that Bill will have to worry about his supply of popcorn. We'll all chip in if necessary and save Bill from popcorning himself into bankruptcy, insuring him that he will be able to afford the gas to return to Ohya!" Bill emotionally responded by saying......

he appreciated all the support for his popcorn cottage industry and plans on coming back to TV to supply future needs. In the meantime, he is trying o stay warm in Ahia but that is not as easy as being in TV where the palm trees sway to the sounds emanating form the Havanna restaurant where......

...the plants are slowly dying from very bad karaoke singers. KathieI defends Havanna though....

Saying - It's simple - if you imbibe enough, the singers start to sound good.

With that . . .

.....they went off looking for a Vegan restaurant because they wanted something healthy. The spinich was good but they also wanted some.....

said to the catfish, "your whiskers are antenae, where ever you will be". When all of a sudden, the splashes were rising, and water spurted upwards, till all the tiles were trying;, to slide down the incline, without gaining speed, and the people were walking, had better take heed; cause the merchants were chanting, and the travellors panting, their last shot at buying, before Xmas eve.

When what did a wonderful sign appear, "It's 50% off on all our foreign beer."

So up to the packie, and displaying my card, "I'll take cases of Beck's, so load up my car." And we drove through the Village, and said with a shrill, "don't ask where I'm going, just over the hill." And he drove out of town to the Village of Love, he shouted "Merry Something" while wearing a glove. "Merry Something to all, and to all a good night."

Zzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzz....zzzzzzzz... later when he finally woke up he.....