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Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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#361
02-07-2013, 10:10 AM
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"A big cat dispatched every ferocious gecko handily. It just kept laughing merrily, never one paw quit ripping, sawing, tearing, utilizing voracious wild x-rated yowling zeal."
and so was every letter of the alphabet set free for the next short story.... |
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#362
02-07-2013, 10:38 AM
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"It doesn't cost "nuttin", to be nice".  MOMI just want to do the right thing! Uncle Joe, (my hero). |
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#363
02-07-2013, 07:12 PM
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Not yet.
A bowel challenged Deacon eventually finds going hastily into jingoistic K-9 lingo may not open potties quixotically rustically spaced throughout undeveloped verandas while X-rated yells zealously antagonize Baptist Christians deservedly.
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#364
02-07-2013, 07:39 PM
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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#365
02-08-2013, 02:40 PM
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Whereupon, Taltarzac was awarded the coveted
30 Letter Alphabet Soup Award  and 2BN, not to be sidetracked by such nonsense, had meanwhile established a non-profit corporation, 2BNTVPTARO, (2 be in the villages parade traffic association, riots optional,)  and then he...
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#366
02-08-2013, 03:10 PM
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To see a parade and avoid Nemo. "Where's Nemo?" asked Skyguy. Kitty replied....
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#367
02-08-2013, 03:24 PM
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with a dazed look, "I don't know. I've riden through A Small World 22 times and he isn't there"...so...
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#368
02-08-2013, 03:37 PM
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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#369
02-08-2013, 03:50 PM
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finally listened to 2BN saying there was a submarine ride actually named for Nemo, she donned her scuba gear, and marched toward it proudly with the parade patriots to the beat of drums by Sky, Barefoot, and Tal, while 2BN waved a banner for 2BNTVPTARO, which banner had cost a fortune as non-profits go, because he was certain the media exposure would be excellent for his cause of Villages parades, until....
Last edited by kittygilchrist; 02-08-2013 at 03:58 PM. Reason: wrong word |
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02-08-2013, 04:12 PM
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#371
02-08-2013, 04:33 PM
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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02-08-2013, 04:38 PM
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02-09-2013, 07:33 AM
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02-09-2013, 08:15 AM
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#375
02-09-2013, 12:38 PM
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nothing, why? WE INTERRUPT THIS STORY WITH A NEWS FLASH! 2BN lives in Connecticut which was inundated by 30 inches of snow. He is OK and has power, but has difficulty opening his front door and his car is apparently past its eyeballs in snow.
He will gladly continue leading the Disney parade as soon as he can hire a Human Torch to release him from the great white prison. |
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