Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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loving wives text
> A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving
> relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you > love your husband?" > > All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last > time you told your husband you loved him?" > > Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some can't remember. > > The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their > husband: "I love you, sweetheart." > > The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and > to read aloud the text message they received in response to their message. > > Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you > have been married for quite a while....a sign of true > love....who else would reply in such > a succinct and honest > way? > > 1. Who the hell is this? > > 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what? > > 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong? > > 4. What now? Did you crash the car again? > > 5. I don't understand what you mean? > > 6. What the hell did you do now? > > 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? > > 9. Am I dreaming? > > 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone > will die. > > 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. > > 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
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On the other side of things -- ever thought you were sending a romantic text to your husband and sent it to the wrong person? -- Damn those cell phones.
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This gets 7.
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