[The Great Fumar]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their

tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.



Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look

towards sky; what you see?' The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of

stars.'



'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.



The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, Astronomically speaking, it

tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be

approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it

tell you, Tonto?'



'You dumber than buffalo droppings, Someone stole tent.'