Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Laughed all the way through. Not going to show it to my husband, ln hls eyes women have it made.
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Some of this I agree with, some I don't.
The bottom line why men are happier is that (most) don't make perfect the enemy of good (enough). We tend to make decisions quicker, don't overthink, and focus on the goal. Woman (some, not all) agonize over details of limited importance, and they experience "analysis paralysis" and even when it's done, question what decision they made and could they have done better. Men shrug and move on. Don't believe me? Stand in line at a McDonalds and watch men order vs women. Men will walk up, order in mind - "Number five with a diet coke". A woman will stand back for a bit, study the menu, and still when they get up there, hesitate. I might do that with a house or car. McDonalds? Low impact decision. The goal is food in your belly. Make it and move on. |
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MICHAEL *The Village of Richmond* |
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Most things I worry about Never happen anyway... -Tom Petty |
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When I want to get my husband out of my hair I tell him we need one of the following: a new tool, a bigger screen TV, golf clubs, a new car, fishing gear, or a better grill. Whichever item I choose, I do not see him for a week. He is too caught up in the excitement of buying something he could use. Eventually, his exuberance wears off and he tells me the item is too expensive and we will just keep what we have. I shake my head in agreement. I got my much-needed space (5-7 days of freedom)
and that"s all that matters. Works every time! |
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That and the chart are pretty funny. Though there are a few things on the list that don't apply to me; 2 of them being I always cut my nails with clippers (same ones since the 80s) never a knife, and my phone convos usually take longer than 30 seconds. Looks like not updated for texts or paying to eat out. The 30 secs for me are sub for short convos in the form of texts. I venmo the person paying the bill if on same check.
For the shopping chart, the top one is a lot closer to me than the bottom for grocery shopping, though the line should go through 2-3 more aisles, and 2-3 lines at the produce (right) side. Looks like a Publix map! Sams and Walmart... add a few more lines. For Fresh Market the top is spot on. |
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Don’t agree with the part about kids.
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My daughter was a different matter. I gave every boy she brought home a threatening look and an even more threatening “talk.” I figured if they could handle me, they might have a chance at handling her. 😁 |
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And as they say in the dating game, if you want to know how the girl your dating is like, get to know her mother. |
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Other bits of life's knowledge:
One thing to NEVER say to your wife..."Those small faults of mine are what kept me from getting a better wife." On kids...I always wanted my children to turn out better than me. That's why I set such a low standard. |
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