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Old 01-26-2011, 08:34 AM
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Default From the men's tee

Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized
that his wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front
of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the
temple, killing her instantly.

A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: "Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma
to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is
that correct?"

Verne: "Yes, sir, that's correct."

Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her butt."

Verne: "Was it a Titleist 3 with a red dot?"

Coroner: "Yes, it was."

Verne: "Oh yeah, that was my mulligan."
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Updated version of "shoot and drag Charlie".

Those who do NOT golf may think this is a joke.......
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