[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

My nurse friend told me a while ago that she gave away her two pussies and I bit my tongue from asking her to explain some more about this.

If she reads this at some future date I might be in a little trouble.

Or, double the pleasure, double the fun. (I'm referring to chewing gum, of course)

[Henryk]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

My nurse friend told me a while ago that she gave away her two pussies and I bit my tongue from asking her to explain some more about this.

If she reads this at some future date I might be in a little trouble.

Tal, did you notice the storms recently? It was raining pussies and puppies!

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by BK001

I hate to do this, but I can’t keep him. Is anyone interested? He’s sweet, loves to cuddle. Answers to Benjamin. He is 32 years old and works in business management.

Oh my! I see more than one kind of cat in this one.....A Villager with a 32-year-old boyfriend is definitely a cougar.

Thanks for a perfect and memorable example of not being clear on the antecedent to the pronoun. Clever.

(Speaking of cats, one of the best quotes was from author Terry Pratchett. "In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.)

[Jima64]

You made the right choice.

[dbussone]

Originally Posted by dbussone

The cat or your boyfriend?


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For those unable to comprehend or understand, my post above was intended in a DROLL manner.

Droll: adjective
Something or someone that is droll is amusing or witty, sometimes in an unexpected way.

If you've got 'em, smoke 'em!


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[Nucky]

I'm out on this one...carry on.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Nucky

I'm out on this one...carry on.

Changing the subject a bit? How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Changing the subject a bit? How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

And there is one for dogs too.

[dbussone]

Originally Posted by Nucky

I'm out on this one...carry on.

Oh boy! Sounds like a problem has developed!


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[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by dbussone

Oh boy! Sounds like a problem has developed!


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Mrs. Nucky might read TOTV. My nurse friend as far as I know does not but she might have co-workers who do.

[retiredguy123]

Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Women don't change light bulbs, they just accept them the way they are.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Mrs. Nucky might read TOTV. My nurse friend as far as I know does not but she might have co-workers who do.

She does now that I sent her a link

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

She does now that I sent her a link

I'm trying to turn over a new leaf and steer away from trouble instead of driving directly into it. Mrs. OP you are a very funny lady.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by BK001

I hate to do this, but I can’t keep him. Is anyone interested? He’s sweet, loves to cuddle. Answers to Benjamin. He is 32 years old and works in business management.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

She does now that I sent her a link

Not sure which Villages' area hospital she works at but my guess is that she returned to the Villages Regional Hospital. She was dating a Fed last Summer so be careful what links you send her. He could be IRS, DEA, FBI. Who knows? He was fluent in Spanish though. If it is the Villages Regional Hospital I will bet some of the nurses, doctors, etc. look here on down times.