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Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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06-13-2008, 06:04 PM
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My Private Part died
MY PRIVATE PARTS DIED
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.' 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' (You've gotta love this ....) 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
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Kansas City, MO; Alamo & Albuquerque NM; Quad Cities; St Louis; DC ~ NOVA; Nuernberg; Heidelberg; DC ~ NOVA; Liberty Park ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends upon what you put into it. ~~~~~~ And it's Munc"L"e, not Munc"I"e |
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06-13-2008, 06:27 PM
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Re: My Private Part died
All I can wonder is, I sure hope they don't cremate it the following day!
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06-13-2008, 07:52 PM
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Re: My Private Part died
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06-13-2008, 09:03 PM
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Re: My Private Part died
OMG, He should have had a closed casket!! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl
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06-13-2008, 09:05 PM
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Re: My Private Part died
Hope a priest did not give last rites. Think the Catholic Church has had enough of these kind of problems.
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06-14-2008, 02:14 AM
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Re: My Private Part died
I learned that Trixie Lee, retired from the Mustang Ranch in Nevada and also a resident at the nursing home, requested a private viewing.
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Tallahassee, Clearwater, Indian Rocks Beach, St. Pete Beach, Pt. Pleasant, NJ, Tallahassee, Destin, Tallahassee, the Villages (at last) |
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06-14-2008, 02:21 AM
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Re: My Private Part died
It could be preserved in formaldehyde for scientific study. However, there might be a lot of head scratching while asking "What the heck is this?"
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#8
06-14-2008, 02:28 AM
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Re: My Private Part died
I say, pickle the dang thing., put it in a canning jar and store it in the root cellar for the next 100 years.
You ladies are corrupting sweet lil ol me. G O D this is fun!
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06-14-2008, 02:41 AM
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Re: My Private Part died
ewwwwww...I'd hate to be the archaeologist dared to take a taste of what pickles used to taste like... :
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06-14-2008, 02:44 AM
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Re: My Private Part died
Bright, your bad your so bad! I pity all of us if Muncle decides to get even. The thought makes me cringe!!!! cold_cold
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06-14-2008, 02:51 AM
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Re: My Private Part died
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Lexington MA, Chelmsford MA, Nashua NH, The Villages, Florida Most people walk in and out of your life, but FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. "Being kind is more important than being right." By Andy Rooney |
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06-14-2008, 02:54 AM
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Re: My Private Part died
1rnfl 1rnfl Barb,
Yes I really think he would! Wanna bet? 
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06-14-2008, 03:16 AM
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Re: My Private Part died
I heard about this thread on chat, couldn't wait to read it.
You ladies are hilarious!! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl AND VERY VERY BAD!!
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06-14-2008, 04:45 AM
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Re: My Private Part died
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1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnflVK - what were her findings? Of all the women who answered I think she would be the most qualified to know. If she responds "yes" I am wondering which test she used and if she went to the viewing? HB |
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