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Old 08-09-2012, 09:58 PM
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Just kidding...posted a joke on the just for fun forum and didn't get much action..just testing to see how many hits I get on this
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:02 PM
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um...Trish? Is the move gettin' to ya, girlfriend?? Just have a glass of wine and relax.

Quite a head turner, your choice of subject.

But..it is better to be looked over than overlooked, my sainted mother always told me.
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:16 PM
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um...Trish? Is the move gettin' to ya, girlfriend?? Just have a glass of wine and relax.

Quite a head turner, your choice of subject.

But..it is better to be looked over than overlooked, my sainted mother always told me.
Umm..actually had a glass of wine...Thursday is our wine tasting night..kind of explains the post doesn't it? The move IS really getting to me, can't wait to get down there! The next time we get together I hope it is at my house so I can return your hospitality (don't think the cooking will be as good tho!)
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Old 08-10-2012, 06:27 AM
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Umm..actually had a glass of wine...Thursday is our wine tasting night..kind of explains the post doesn't it? The move IS really getting to me, can't wait to get down there! The next time we get together I hope it is at my house so I can return your hospitality (don't think the cooking will be as good tho!)
Yeah, but will you be naked????
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And here I thought the post was about Trish's Coming Out Party....
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And here I thought the post was about Trish's Coming Out Party....
Coming Out - Streaking? Don't lead us on, now!
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glad i had my first cup of coffee waitning for the next post
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Elephant says to naked man-- "How do you breathe through that little thing?"
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Punch line.Comb your hair and put in your teeth Mildred. You look like Hell.

If you are old enough, you have heard the first part.
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Old 08-10-2012, 09:57 AM
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A woman liked to do housekeeping in the nude. One day she was doing laundry and the hot water pipe was drippng hot water on her head. She reached into the laundry basket and put on her son's football helmut.

A short while later, she turned around and was surpised by a meter reader shaking his head and said, "I sure hope your team wins lady".
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Keep em coming "T" you're on a roll
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Just kidding...posted a joke on the just for fun forum and didn't get much action..just testing to see how many hits I get on this
I only opened this thread to make sure none of the porn rules had been broken cause I would have really hated that
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