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Old 08-10-2012, 03:33 PM
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Default Art and How to impress a woman vs. how to impress a man.

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.

The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies: "Autumn."


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.
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Old 08-10-2012, 03:43 PM
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Well, I have to admit that the post title got my attention! I had to read it just to make sure that I hadn't missed on of the numerous activities in TV. Congrats, ya got me!

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Old 08-10-2012, 03:47 PM
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Just kidding...posted a joke on the just for fun forum and didn't get much action..just testing to see how many hits I get on this
Is there a club for this in TV?
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Old 08-10-2012, 04:02 PM
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Did this happen in the Villages. Oh no, we don't have any building that tall.
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Old 08-10-2012, 04:15 PM
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Ooops, I opened this thread my mistake.
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