[Trish Crocker]

My twerkin isn't workin
guess my booty isn't right
it looked so gull darn easy
when miley did it the other night

[kittygilchrist]

Originally Posted by Trish Crocker

My twerkin isn't workin
guess my booty isn't right
it looked so gull darn easy
when miley did it the other night

I'm a mile from Texarkana
and my guts a-takin flight
now my booty gettin antsy,
ate some peppers late last night

(what's a twerkin?)
btw, I think this might be the chorus...

[graciegirl]

Mah white boots made for walkin'
They've shriveled up and died
My miniskirt is shockin'
It is showin' too much hide.

[Trish Crocker]

Think we should have a contest
At City Fire in Brownwood
All the ladies could be twerkin
Or wishin that they could.

[kittygilchrist]

waiting for taltarzac to post, googled twerking. too nasty to share. In our day the new move was the mashed potatoes.

[kittygilchrist]

Originally Posted by Trish Crocker

Think we should have a contest
At City Fire in Brownwood
All the ladies could be twerkin
Or wishin that they could.

In their hip-boots and their minis
with their booties pepper-fried,
burned the floor and City Fire,
till the Judge was petrified.

[Trish Crocker]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

that doesn't rhyme.

what part doesn't rhyme?

[kittygilchrist]

Originally Posted by Trish Crocker

what part doesn't rhyme?

yeah, it rhymed. I edited the post....carry on.

[graciegirl]

The three of us was dancin' at Brownwood on the stage
The three of us was twerkin' and the crowd was in a rage.
Then Kittie threw her back out and Trish's costume gave away
I was bendin' over singin and my zipper ripped away.

[BarryRX]

I first tried twerking slowly
I then tried twerking fast
But all my twerking was for naught
When I pulled a muscle in my ...back

[Taltarzac725]

Mr. Midnight's come a callin'
Many of his parts are now fallin'
Now he does mostly brawlin'
Over those Sumter Landing seats drawlin'
He sends many away crawlin'
Some he gives a maulin'
But never does he try Miley's trawlin'
As that would leave him ballin'
And not in a way that's darlin'
Maybe he should just fish for Marlin.

He does not want to feel the jerkin'
If he tries Miley's twerkin'
As this would lead to much smirkin'
Because of what is sometimes lurkin'
He still sometimes finds it workin'
Especially when there's pills still quirkin'

[kittygilchrist]

Trish's chorus:

My twerkin isn't workin
guess my booty isn't right
it looked so gull darn easy
when miley did it the other night

[gomoho]

If your twerkers just not twerkin
That's a problem, yes for sure.
But stay away from Miley
Cause she just my twerk your ear.

[DougB]

Y'all forming a Miley of The Villages club?

[gomoho]

Only if you'll play Alan Thicke's role!