Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello.” WOMAN: “Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,250. Is it OK if I buy it?” MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.” WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw a new 2015 that I really liked.” MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “$390,000.” MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing... that house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000 for it.” MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.” WOMAN: “OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!” MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.” The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?” |
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