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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,
"surely I can't look that old?" Well.....you'll love this one:

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first
appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his
full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret=2 0crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate..

Af ter he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School . "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1967. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!", I exclaimed. He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit
son-of-a-btich asked, "What did you teach?