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Old 01-05-2020, 11:01 AM
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Jurryrigit

Saying you are a VSV (Village Single Virgin) and you have been here for 4 decades.

StepandFetchit Anyone heard this? Kow what it means?

Stepin Fetchit was a black actor.
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S - - -, or get off the pot

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"That person is short a few straws of a full bale up there".
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“Thats the way the cookie crumbles”
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“What a bunch of pikers”

(As I don't really know what a piker is, this statement may be politically incorrect. So no offense to anyone who may be offended... )
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He's so tight he squeaks.

His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
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StepinFetchit was a term used where I grew up and it references someone who is demanding a person wanting you to "do this for me, do that for me" . The response, "I ain't your stepinfetchit. You get it yo' self!"
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what is a piker??
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what is a piker??
I had to look this up myself. Turns out that a “piker” is someone who makes a commitment and then backs out
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just a word not used much anymore - dungarees (jeans)
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