[collie1228]

One more bar joke:

A dog slams through the swinging doors of a saloon and says, “I’m looking for the fella that shot my paw.”

Now that's funny!

[nONIE]

Double groan!!!

[another Linda]

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender say "sorry, we don't serve strings." The string leaves, twists itself all around, musses its hair and goes back in. Bartender says, "Aren't you a string?" Sting answers " 'fraid knot."

(I know, double groan.)

[collie1228]

I just noticed that the three of us are all Upstate New Yorkers - and I just looked at the temperature here in Syracuse and it's now +3 degrees. Tripple groan!

[another Linda]

Does the upstate NY explain why we know all the bar jokes?

[bsliny]

A Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face

[collie1228]

John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face.

[Whalen]

Originally Posted by collie1228

John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face.

That was quick!

[tony]

A polar bear stood in front of the same bartender, looking at his feet for a long time.

The bartender ask, "Why the big pause?"

[chelsea24]

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. duck

The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?”

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ”Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!”

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ”Got any nails?”

Confused, the bartender says no.

”Good!” says the duck. ”Got any grapes?”