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Old 06-17-2016, 09:08 AM
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Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas University has invented a type of bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference yesterday, after he announced the invention, a large group of men took him outside and beat the crap out of him.
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Well, you're on a roll today!
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Ya figured he wouldn't make it to the car!
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Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas University has invented a type of bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference yesterday, after he announced the invention, a large group of men took him outside and beat the crap out of him.
I now have coffee all over my keyboard. Thanks for the giggle.
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lol. That's definitely a man joke. Hubby sends me jokes like that in my email and doesn't understand the difference.
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Old 06-17-2016, 02:33 PM
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lol. That's definitely a man joke. Hubby sends me jokes like that in my email and doesn't understand the difference.
Is this a woman joke?

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Is this a woman joke?

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
I think that is another man joke!! (jokes men love)
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Is this a woman joke?

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Tee hee - I love it (and I know I'm going to find someway to use it) Thanks for the belly laugh.
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I have to say that this is the most light hearted thread
I've ever come across on TOTV!
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