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Dave, an avid Villages golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Fla. , exactly the way the pros do it.

The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that
is on a small spit of land. It was something the golfer had tried a number of times without success. His ball had always fallen short,
into the water.

So, he never used a new ball on this particular hole. He
always picked out one that had a cut or a nick, as did many other
average golfers when negotiating very challenging holes.

Recently he went back to Sawgrass to try again. When he came to the fateful
hole, he teed up an old, cut ball as usual, and said a silent prayer.

However, before he could hit the ball, the sky got cloudy,
a hand with a finger pointing at Dave came out of the clouds.
Then powerful voice boomed:

"Wait! Replace that old ball with a brand new one."

Dave quickly switched balls, with some slight misgivings. Maybe this time he would finally achieve his lifelong ambition!!!

As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again:
"Wait. Step back. Take a practice swing."

So he stepped back and took a practice swing, certain now that this
heavenly force was going to make his dream come true.

The voice boomed out again:

"Take another practice swing."

Dutifully, he did. He stopped expectantly and waited ..

A long silence followed ...
Then the voice again:




"Yea, use the old ball."