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Religious Dog.....

A man walks into Synagogue with a dog. The Rabbi comes up to him and says,
"Pardon me, this is a House of Worship, you can't bring your dog in here."

"What do you mean," says the man, "this is a Jewish dog. Look." And the
Rabbi looks carefully and sees that in the same way that a St. Bernard
carries a brandy barrel round its neck this dog has a Tallis bag round its
neck.

"Rover," says the man, "pray!". "Woof!" says the dog, stands on his hind
legs, opens the Tallis bag, takes out a Siddur and starts to pray. "That's
fantastic," says the Rabbi, "absolutely amazing, incredible!

You should take him to Hollywood, get him on television, get him in the
movies, he could make a million dollars!!"

"So, YOU speak to him," says the man, "he wants to be a dentist."