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Old 10-25-2017, 08:36 PM
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The silent fart.


An elderly couple was attending a Christmas concert in the Villages, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "
I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"

He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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Old 10-25-2017, 08:38 PM
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The silent fart.


An elderly couple was attending a Christmas concert in the Villages, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "
I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"

He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
LMAO. Excellent. Always enjoy a good fart joke!
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Old 10-26-2017, 07:29 AM
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My poor Dad! He can't hear s___.
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Old 10-26-2017, 09:15 AM
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My poor Dad! He can't hear s___.
Funny reply. My sister-in-law-- number 2-- told me this while we were at Bonefish Grill last night. I have four sisters-in-law but this was the last one I thought I would hear a joke like this from. This counts 2 ex-wives. Not mine but my two brothers.

We got Bonefish Grill a little noisier than before.
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