[tommy steam]

I was told by a salesman from the villages that the SAFEST place to hide any of your jewelry ................................is in the oven, nobody cooks in TV

[swimdawg]

Originally Posted by tommy steam

I was told by a salesman from the villages that the SAFEST place to hide any of your jewelry ................................is in the oven, nobody cooks in TV

AngieFox and I would second that motion..........

[Oren L Miller]

Originally Posted by swimdawg;446***

AngieFox and I would second that motion..........

Paul did a great job on our walk through and he tried to explain to Angie what the shiny thing under the microwave was but even he gave up. Once she found out it couldn't be used to make reservations at restaurants she gave up on it.

[Happinow]

I'll bet Angie isn't going to make those brownies for you after that comment! You'd better whisper sweet nothings into her ear....

[Oren L Miller]

Originally Posted by Happinow

I'll bet Angie isn't going to make those brownies for you after that comment! You'd better whisper sweet nothings into her ear....

She hasn't cooked for me in 24 years. I married her for her brains not her cooking ability.

[angiefox10]

You mean people actually.make them???

[lovsthosebigdogs]

Oh, good grief! I am so in trouble reselling my home if I ever need to. I bought my home because of the beautiful big kitchen. I love to cook and do so almost every night. My problem is usually leftovers. Perhaps I need to post the menu on my door and invite all of you in for dinner. Unless posting is against the deed restrictions. I'm not that fond of leftovers. Maybe THAT's how I'm going to make new friends when I'm a fulltimer.

[Schaumburger]

Originally Posted by lovsthosebigdogs

Oh, good grief! I am so in trouble reselling my home if I ever need to. I bought my home because of the beautiful big kitchen. I love to cook and do so almost every night. My problem is usually leftovers. Perhaps I need to post the menu on my door and invite all of you in for dinner. Unless posting is against the deed restrictions. I'm not that fond of leftovers. Maybe THAT's how I'm going to make new friends when I'm a fulltimer.

I think you could get a job as a personal chef for some homes in TV . All I can say is thank God for Lean Cuisine and Stouffers microwave meals. When my microwave died about 1 year ago, I hightailed it to Target for a new one.

[swimdawg]

Originally Posted by angiefox10

You mean people actually make them???

News to me, too!

[Happinow]

Oren that's why they have restaurants, right?

[TommyT]

Originally Posted by tommy steam

I was told by a salesman from the villages that the SAFEST place to hide any of your jewelry ................................is in the oven, nobody cooks in TV

Not anymore... I would bet some Burglar or Thief has read this too.....

[Pathel]

Originally Posted by TommyT

Not anymore... I would bet some Burglar or Thief has read this too.....

Ahhh - lighten up a bit, TommyT. - the girls are just havin' a little fun.

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by tommy steam

I was told by a salesman from the villages that the SAFEST place to hide any of your jewelry ................................is in the oven, nobody cooks in TV

At least your salesman didn't tell you to hide your jewelry....... in your pants!

[redwitch]

Warning: This is NOT a joke.

A Villages friend of mine decided to reheat a pizza in her four-year old home. As the oven was preheating, she smelled something "funny." She opened up the oven door and discovered all of the original documents, including the manual, still in their now-melted plastic envelope on the bottom shelf. So, four years and never once used the oven. Impressive even for TV.

[tainsley]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

At least your salesman didn't tell you to hide your jewelry....... in your pants!

That is funny! We moved down a month ago and my poor husband is still looking for the box with the pots and pans! :icon_hungr y: