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Old 05-11-2014, 04:53 PM
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Seen my doctor today.
I was having problems having calm in my life, So he suggested that I always finish things that I start. And that would restore a little calm in my life.....
I then looked around my house to find all the things that I started and never found time to finish....
So I finished a half bottle of Meriot, A fifth of Scotch, A bodie of Baileys, A butie of Wum, Tha mainder of Valiuminun ccriptions ans a box of chhociutz, ,Yu has no idr how fabius I feel rite now.....

Tell this toall ur frenz who need inner pease.

An telum I luvum..
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Seen my doctor today.
I was having problems having calm in my life, So he suggested that I always finish things that I start. And that would restore a little calm in my life.....
I then looked around my house to find all the things that I started and never found time to finish....
So I finished a half bottle of Meriot, A fifth of Scotch, A bodie of Baileys, A butie of Wum, Tha mainder of Valiuminun ccriptions ans a box of chhociutz, ,Yu has no idr how fabius I feel rite now.....

Tell this toall ur frenz who need inner pease.

An telum I luvum..
Don't let this doctor get away!
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What...no Jack Daniels?

Your thread was my laugh for the day. Funny.
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No offense, but shouldn't that be "saw" my doctor today????
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We don't pay much attention to grammar mistakes on this forum. We're more interested in what each other has to say, and as log as people are polite, they can misspell, mis-speak, use whatever jargon they grew up with, etc., etc. (I am a retired editor, and now I get to value the content more than the delivery.)

So Shimpy, send me the name of that doctor!
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Works for me - most days at least!!!!
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No offense, but shouldn't that be "saw" my doctor today????
Not after finishing the scotch, merlot, and bailey's!
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Seen my doctor today.
I was having problems having calm in my life, So he suggested that I always finish things that I start. And that would restore a little calm in my life.....
I then looked around my house to find all the things that I started and never found time to finish....
So I finished a half bottle of Meriot, A fifth of Scotch, A bodie of Baileys, A butie of Wum, Tha mainder of Valiuminun ccriptions ans a box of chhociutz, ,Yu has no idr how fabius I feel rite now.....

Tell this toall ur frenz who need inner pease.

An telum I luvum..

What's your doc's name?
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No offense, but shouldn't that be "saw" my doctor today????
......which reminds me....
.....whutt evir becomed of duh band calld duh "PEDANTICS" ?

...hain't herd know tell uf dem since we lass seen 'em .
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No offense, but shouldn't that be "saw" my doctor today????
Could be, but you can bet it's gonna hurt....

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I went to my doctor and informed him that I thought I had a case of "anal glaucoma".

He asked what is "anal glaucoma", as he never heard of it.

I told him, "I couldn't see my ass going to work anymore".
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I went to my doctor and informed him that I thought I had a case of "anal glaucoma".

He asked what is "anal glaucoma", as he never heard of it.

I told him, "I couldn't see my ass going to work anymore".
That's funny!
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