[Mikeod]

A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel.
He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies).
The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking... Do I come here often?"

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Ba-doom-boom!

Good one, Mike!

Bill

[2BNTV]

Funny stuff.

[Halle]

[alemorkam]

Originally Posted by Halle

Guy says to a woman in the bar, you look just like my fourth wife. She says "how many times you been married?. He says three.