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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would
come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life together, the husband was the
first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

'Judy ..Judy.'

'Is that you, Steve?'

'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

'That's wonderful! What's it like?'

'Well, its absolutely gorgeous here! I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have
sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch. You'd
be proud - lots of greens. Then another romp around the
golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the
next day it starts all over again.'

'Oh, Steve, you surely must be in Heaven!'

'Yea maybe, but I'm not sure.'
'I'm a rabbit near the eighth hole at Nancy Lopez'